Fountain Pen Girl’s Inkwell

ugh

so i have this theory, that if AM people order their steaks well done, as they typically do, they are crappy tippers. on the flip-side, if they order it any other way than burned and dried out, they will tip appropriately. well my theory was reinforced yet again on monday night. one ribeye, well done… what a waste of a good steak. 3 dollars on a 32 dollar check. one bistro steak, well done. 4 dollars on a 37 dollar check. barely ten percent.

of course, last night i had a table of four, 2 parents and 2 children whose check was 68 dollars. everything went fine. they got what they ordered, their drinks were never empty, i even boxed up their damn food. they paid with american express traveller checks and left me a whopping ZERO dollars. but their kids did draw a nice picture on the children’s menu that stated “town notice ‘you are hereby fired’” and “you work for me, pay me” evil children for evil parents. i really hope they got a flat tire or something not very nice happens to them. oh, these people were obviously WT in disguise.